Mal: Hey, according to this dropdown list I could get "Gorilla Gloves!" That sounds way better than these lame-ass green thumbs!

erragal: You don't care what they do, you just want them because they're gorilla gloves ( Read more... )

Mal: Wait, DEATH?! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FIGHTING DEATH!

James: She doesn't look happy to see us, does she?

Mal: Blue things generally aren't.

erragal: A couple years back, some guy found one of the hydras that just regenerate their heads, and the bottom just went out of the market.